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Diskuze k článku Robocop: První virální video a v něm ED-209

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@DrewAtHitFix
I tried to read the "Robocop" remake, but 20 pages in my nose started bleeding and I forgot my name.
@DrewAtHitFix
I will try this again once my blood pressure's gone down. But, seriously, folks, "Robocop" was already perfect.
@DrewAtHitFix
I'll share this one detail. In the film, when Murphy is turned into Robocop 1.0, it's described "a high-tech version of the '80s suit."
@DrewAtHitFix
Then they show a focus group scene where criminals laugh at the design. "He looks like a toy from the '80s!"
@DrewAtHitFix
So they redesign him to look "meaner" as Robocop 2.0, who passes focus group approval
@DrewAtHitFix
So they not only make sure to include the original design, they also point out it's dated and stupid. *facepalm*
@DrewAtHitFix
Hold onto your sides for more hilarious "Robocop" details. They outsource his construction to China. #seriously
@DrewAtHitFix
And we meet the ED-209s in the field in Iran, where they're used to subdue suicide bombers. #ineedallthedrinksnow
@DrewAtHitFix
Short version: this script makes my stomach hurt very, very badly.
@DrewAtHitFix
Ahhh... now they just dropped Robocop 3.0 onto an Al Queda training camp to see what he does.
@DrewAtHitFix
"He should be programmed to incapacitate in all scenarios." "Agreed. Let's keep him PG-13, Dr. Norton." No. No. No. No.
@DrewAtHitFix
By page 54, they are already onto Robocop 4.0, who looks like a "cop on steroids painted metallic blue."
@DrewAtHitFix
Oh, god... oh dear god... Robocop is a Transformer. He goes from "social mode" to "combat mode" and back. Full transformation.
@DrewAtHitFix
I'm going to go stand in my backyard and scream at the moon for a while. My brain needs a shower.
@DrewAtHitFix
Write it down. Page 55, the "Robocop" remake beat me. I'm done. I can't hurt more than this.
@DrewAtHitFix
Good god... it just keeps topping itself. It's like someone wrote a script scientifically fine-tuned to destroy me.
@DrewAtHitFix
When this thing hits theaters, people are going to call up Len Wiseman's "Total Recall" on the phone and apologize for being so mean
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Reakce ke scénáři :) @DrewAtHitFix I tried to read the "Robocop" remake, but 20 pages in my nose started bleeding and I forgot my name. @DrewAtHitFix I will try this again once my blood pressure's gone down. But, seriously, folks, "Robocop" was already perfect. @DrewAtHitFix I'll share this one detail. In the film, when Murphy is turned into Robocop 1.0, it's described "a high-tech version of the '80s suit." @DrewAtHitFix Then they show a focus group scene where criminals laugh at the design. "He looks like a toy from the '80s!" @DrewAtHitFix So they redesign him to look "meaner" as Robocop 2.0, who passes focus group approval @DrewAtHitFix So they not only make sure to include the original design, they also point out it's dated and stupid. *facepalm* @DrewAtHitFix Hold onto your sides for more hilarious "Robocop" details. They outsource his construction to China. #seriously @DrewAtHitFix And we meet the ED-209s in the field in Iran, where they're used to subdue suicide bombers. #ineedallthedrinksnow @DrewAtHitFix Short version: this script makes my stomach hurt very, very badly. @DrewAtHitFix Ahhh... now they just dropped Robocop 3.0 onto an Al Queda training camp to see what he does. @DrewAtHitFix "He should be programmed to incapacitate in all scenarios." "Agreed. Let's keep him PG-13, Dr. Norton." No. No. No. No. @DrewAtHitFix By page 54, they are already onto Robocop 4.0, who looks like a "cop on steroids painted metallic blue." @DrewAtHitFix Oh, god... oh dear god... Robocop is a Transformer. He goes from "social mode" to "combat mode" and back. Full transformation. @DrewAtHitFix I'm going to go stand in my backyard and scream at the moon for a while. My brain needs a shower. @DrewAtHitFix Write it down. Page 55, the "Robocop" remake beat me. I'm done. I can't hurt more than this. @DrewAtHitFix Good god... it just keeps topping itself. It's like someone wrote a script scientifically fine-tuned to destroy me. @DrewAtHitFix When this thing hits theaters, people are going to call up Len Wiseman's "Total Recall" on the phone and apologize for being so mean
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Asi jedinej remake, na kterej jsem opravdu zvědavej. Nevím proč, ale je to tak :)
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Asi jedinej remake, na kterej jsem opravdu zvědavej. Nevím proč, ale je to tak :)
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